BRO-therhood Oath [A MUST READ FOR EVERY BRO]

Haven't gone through the BRO-code outlined by Moscomoet, while making judicious use of my lotion on my toilet seat this morning the spirit of BRO-therhood in me encapsulated my soul and this triggered me to come up with this oath to be sworn by every BRO. Even though the oaths might look half-ass in a way, every BRO should take them wholeheartedly.
At this point,you should raise your right hand and solemnly swear the oaths outlined below.

*******REPLACE EVERY "__________" WITH YOUR FIRST NAME*******

I, bro __________ would for no reason by accident or intent nod my head to any of Justin Bieber's song.

I, bro _________ would never ever attempt rape no matter the level of konji, i would always remember that "Heaven helps those who help themselves", so i agree to always make good use of my lotion whenever the konji level is high.

I, bro _________ would never stand by the road for free ride from a stranger, even when i don't have a dime on me, i can always walk. i would always have it at the back of my mind that the Israelite walked for 40years, so i can do no less.

I, bro_________ ,while doing beer with a group of BROs, would for no reason order for Smirnoff ice, else the BRO-therhood should watch me closely since i now take diluted pap/cum.

I, bro_________ would on no occasion tell a chick how a fellow BRO misbehaved while he was high,else i agree to be seen as "unlimited yards of wife material".

In a case where a BRO gets scammed by a babe and he couldn't dig the hole
I, bro_________ promise to take the case up and do all within my power to help a BRO dig such hole, and not only dig the hole but leave the punani 6fts deep. its called ''watching a BRO's back"

WELCOME TO THE BRO-therhood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!